Curse

Jumping Is Uselss · Apr 14, 2007, 11:57 AM // 11:57

"If there is liquor,a ill get to your house quicker"

chembaron · Apr 14, 2007, 02:51 PM // 14:51

when they broke open molecules they found atoms.
when they broke open atoms they found explosions.
~unknown 5th grader

Lord Sheogorath · Apr 14, 2007, 08:32 PM // 20:32

Favourite quotes:
1. "The Isles are a wonderful place to visit. Except when its horrible!"- TES4: Shivering Isles, Me
2."War....war never changes."
3."It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what my heart menat
The heat of the moment showed in your eyes" -Asia-Heart of the moment

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 16, 2007, 10:02 AM // 10:02

asked God to take away my habit. God said, No.
It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.

I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, No. His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary.

I asked God to grant me patience.
God said, No.Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; it isn't granted, it is learned.

I asked God to give me happiness.
God said, No.I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.

I asked God to spare me pain.
God said, No.Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.

I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, No.You must grow on your own, but I will prune you to make you fruitful.

I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.
God said, No.
I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.

I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.
God said...Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.

THIS DAY IS YOURS DON'T THROW IT AWAY

May God Bless You,

"To the world you might be one person,
But to one person you just might be the world"

"May the Lord Bless you and keep you,
May the Lord Make his face shine upon you,
And give you Peace......Forever"

Bane of Worlds · Apr 17, 2007, 04:24 AM // 04:24

"A banker will take a guitar and play three notes on it. A rock star will take a guitar and throw it across the room." - David Lee Roth

Asplode · Apr 17, 2007, 02:10 PM // 14:10

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
I think this one was from Benjamin Franklin.

-Old 3FL- · Apr 17, 2007, 03:23 PM // 15:23

"In peace sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons."

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 17, 2007, 05:28 PM // 17:28

"whaaatt!!, Yeaaahhh!!, Ookaayyy!!!" :d :d

Correct Jeans · Apr 17, 2007, 05:57 PM // 17:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. G

haha

"You sir are Drunk!"
"and you madme are ugly, but i shall be sober in the morning"

Lol. I would have to say that that was wat I wud put. However, the real quote is Winston Churchill and goes as follows:

lady: Sir Winston! Your drunk!
Winston: Yes madam. And your ugly. and in the morning I shall be sober.

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 17, 2007, 06:02 PM // 18:02

"It's not a TUMOR!!"

clawofcrimson · Apr 17, 2007, 07:44 PM // 19:44

"It's better to keep quite and be considered a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

paraphrase from the Bible

I pwnd U · Apr 17, 2007, 10:12 PM // 22:12

lady: Mr President, i bet my friends 10 bucks that i coudl get you to say 3 words to me.
President: you lose.

forgot who the president was.

Knido · Apr 18, 2007, 02:02 AM // 02:02

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

"And our freedom's consuming itself
What we've become
It's contrary to what we want"

Pariah Hellfire · Apr 19, 2007, 05:52 AM // 05:52

Group:Tenacious D
Song: Dio
"Your sauce will mix with ours,and we'll make a good goulash baby,
Dio! , Time to go! , You must give your cape and scepter , To Me!"

also
"You are unique,just like everyone else."

Poison Ivy · Apr 19, 2007, 06:15 AM // 06:15

I may not be Flintstone but I can sure make your bedrock!

Brewmaster · Apr 19, 2007, 11:07 PM // 23:07

"We are the people our parents warned us about."

Soul of the Scythe · Apr 20, 2007, 08:41 PM // 20:41

@Mesmer in Need

Family Guy FTW!

@Brewmaster

Jimmy Buffet FTW!

Few More:
"Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..."
^everyone should know that....

Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO the prom queen.
Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
Mason: Really?
Goodspeed: Yeah.

^THE ROCK!! great movie...

SuperDave · Apr 30, 2007, 05:15 AM // 05:15

"Screw you guys, I'm going home" ~Eric Theodore Cartman

"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun." ~ Homer J. Simpson

"Bedevere: What makes you think that she is a witch?
Peasant: What, she turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
[pause]
Peasant: I got better." ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Etta · Apr 30, 2007, 08:31 AM // 08:31

"War,...War never changes" - Fallout

extra bacon · Apr 30, 2007, 08:53 AM // 08:53

"Release your inner ecto!" ~ Extra Bacon

(Works like a charm ... usually.

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